I don't really mind my in-laws. For one thing, they don't live nearby so I don't see them very often, and for another thing, there's not that many of 'em left anymore. And for yet another thing, I actually like them. I did have the mother in law from hell (truly, she was not a nice person, and she immediately and steadfastly hated me), but she's no longer with us. I actually had TWO mother-in-laws -- one step, one blood -- but the remaining MIL only sends Christmas cards and occasional e-mails. My husband's remaining family is his 3 brothers, all of whom I genuinely like, and I genuinely like their wives and families.
I'm getting ready to have a whole new batch of in-laws as my son is getting married this fall. I like them too --quite a lot, actually. I love my future daughter-in-law to pieces. We had the future family-in-law over for dinner last night, and it was a nice evening. Good food, (my husband cooked) great company, and of course, I always enjoy spending time with my son and his fiancee. They're expecting a baby soon, so the 2 first time "grandmas to be" have lots to talk about.
I like to entertain but let's face it, I'm no Martha Stewart -- I am not the world's most gracious hostess. It's like I wasn't born with the entertaining gene. See, I pretty much really mean it when I tell my guests to make themselves at home. In my house, that means: Get your own damn drink. If you're cold, turn up the heat. I have no idea if the hall bath is about to run out of TP but feel free to rummage around for another roll. That sort of thing. So when you come to my house for dinner, please don't think I'm being rude -- I just think of you as family!
Also, as you may know about me, I prefer to spend my weekends wearing sloppy clothes, eating badly and watching all the stuff I recorded on the DVR the previous week. So much as I enjoy company, well, I have to at least put on a bra when people come over.
But now it's Sunday, and I have the day to recover, right? Oh no. Suddenly I have to figure out what to feed 2 of my husband's brothers and their families in less than an hour! All have come to town due to their Uncle Jim's recent stroke. (Prayers appreciated. Jim is 85 and prognosis isn't good) Like I said, I love them all, and am glad to see them, but two in-law encounters are a little much for one weekend!
Thank goodness for the 3 day weekend. I'll be spending Monday on the couch. Don't call me. And don't even think of dropping by to visit because I don't want to have to put the bra back on.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Where Does My Time Go??
When I started this blog, my plan was to post my random, profound thoughts a few times a week. Well, it's been over a week since my last entry, and it's not due to lack of profundity, but lack of time. I have no idea where my time goes!
I get up most days between 6 and 7:30, depending on how many times I hit "snooze". If I get up before 7:30, I have a standing appointment with my couch, a warm blankie, a cup of coffee, and "Morning Joe". (I hate Joe Scarborough. I watch the show because it gets me fired up for the day). A funny thing about me and mornings .... I always, always, always THINK I am going to get up at 6 and exercise. Something happens to me while I sleep -- I loose all resolve, all will-power. I seldom -- if ever -- get up at first alarm, and I almost always wake up with a paralyzing lack of motivation to do anything more physically strenuous than lift the coffee cup.
But no matter when the morning starts, at 7:30 here's what happens without fail: I say "Oh Shit! It's 7:30" and get in the shower. From there, I spend 50 minutes scrambling around to get dressed, and I rush out the door, frazzled and late, at 8:20 to be at work at 8:30. And then my job begins it's function of totally interfering with my real life.
But what of the evening hours? I'm home by 5:30. My nest is empty, except for my dog and cat. I have few outside commitments. Sometimes I try to walk the dog after work. (My dog has developed an aversion to walking. I love that dog) My husband, often as not, cooks dinner, and he willingly and ably does his share of the housework. (did I say that I love that man??) So my responsibilities after work are few. Most nights, I sit and feed my bizarre addiction to reality TV.
Weekends seem to evaporate. Most of the time, my only accomplishment is a trip to the grocery store. Other than occasional church attendance, paying bills, farting around on Facebook and watching all the stuff I recorded on the DVR while I was watching something else, little else of substance fills the weekend, yet those 2 free days seem to just disappear. What the hell do I do with my time?
It is especially perplexing because I recall when my life was so much busier and yet I accomplished so much more. When my son was young, he had baseball, and soccer, and karate, and myriad after school activities. I worked full time, and worked out 3 days a week after work. My commute was much longer and so was my workday. My husband worked unpredictable hours so had less time to help with meals or housework. I even remember taking a class at the local community college. What the heck happened??
Sadly, I know the answer, I just don't like it. I got old, fat, lazy, and I watch too damn much television. And I can't seem to stop! (getting old, fat, lazy OR watching too much TV) I am not sure when it got so out of control, but I blame the DVR. Technology is suppose to give us more control of our time, but I think it controls US instead.
So I'm gonna try to do better. Watch less TV. Blog more. Walk that crazy dog. Get out and do stuff on the weekends. Just as soon as I watch everything on the recorded list ....
I get up most days between 6 and 7:30, depending on how many times I hit "snooze". If I get up before 7:30, I have a standing appointment with my couch, a warm blankie, a cup of coffee, and "Morning Joe". (I hate Joe Scarborough. I watch the show because it gets me fired up for the day). A funny thing about me and mornings .... I always, always, always THINK I am going to get up at 6 and exercise. Something happens to me while I sleep -- I loose all resolve, all will-power. I seldom -- if ever -- get up at first alarm, and I almost always wake up with a paralyzing lack of motivation to do anything more physically strenuous than lift the coffee cup.
But no matter when the morning starts, at 7:30 here's what happens without fail: I say "Oh Shit! It's 7:30" and get in the shower. From there, I spend 50 minutes scrambling around to get dressed, and I rush out the door, frazzled and late, at 8:20 to be at work at 8:30. And then my job begins it's function of totally interfering with my real life.
But what of the evening hours? I'm home by 5:30. My nest is empty, except for my dog and cat. I have few outside commitments. Sometimes I try to walk the dog after work. (My dog has developed an aversion to walking. I love that dog) My husband, often as not, cooks dinner, and he willingly and ably does his share of the housework. (did I say that I love that man??) So my responsibilities after work are few. Most nights, I sit and feed my bizarre addiction to reality TV.
Weekends seem to evaporate. Most of the time, my only accomplishment is a trip to the grocery store. Other than occasional church attendance, paying bills, farting around on Facebook and watching all the stuff I recorded on the DVR while I was watching something else, little else of substance fills the weekend, yet those 2 free days seem to just disappear. What the hell do I do with my time?
It is especially perplexing because I recall when my life was so much busier and yet I accomplished so much more. When my son was young, he had baseball, and soccer, and karate, and myriad after school activities. I worked full time, and worked out 3 days a week after work. My commute was much longer and so was my workday. My husband worked unpredictable hours so had less time to help with meals or housework. I even remember taking a class at the local community college. What the heck happened??
Sadly, I know the answer, I just don't like it. I got old, fat, lazy, and I watch too damn much television. And I can't seem to stop! (getting old, fat, lazy OR watching too much TV) I am not sure when it got so out of control, but I blame the DVR. Technology is suppose to give us more control of our time, but I think it controls US instead.
So I'm gonna try to do better. Watch less TV. Blog more. Walk that crazy dog. Get out and do stuff on the weekends. Just as soon as I watch everything on the recorded list ....
Monday, January 5, 2009
Oh Happy Day
It started out as a craptacular Monday. I had to get a purportedly dead car to the shop (based on the "expert" analysis of the guy at Auto-Parts-R-Us, I had a dead alternator), only to find out that there was nothing wrong with the car at all. So, all that juggling and arranging rides to work, etc. was for nothing and I am out $71 for the privilege of confirming that.
But then, I got news.
Back story to news: Last year -- 13 months ago, to be exact -- I was in a fairly minor car accident. Well, minor to me. To the kid on the motorcycle, who ran into me, maybe not so minor. He flew over the handlebar, taking a good solid smack in the crotch, landing on the hood of my car. Now, I don't deny that this accident was my "fault", but I would swear to my dying day that I don't know what I would have done differently. I saw nothing coming, pulled into traffic, and suddenly Mr. Motorcycle Dude appeared out of nowhere. It was scary but thankfully he proclaimed he was fine, except for the fact that, and I quote, his nuts were killing him.
Four months later, I got served. The little shit was suing me. Apparently his nuts were still killing him. I don't mean to make fun, but, really??
But today I find out that the case has been settled! His sperm count was fine, and apparently in discovery, it was "discovered" that the cause of his pain was lacerations to said "nuts" -- caused by his zipper, because -- wait for it --
he wasn't wearing any underwear.
I don't know why that news makes me feel better. Oh, but it does! And the "being sued for all I'm worth" phase of my life is thankfully over.
But then, I got news.
Back story to news: Last year -- 13 months ago, to be exact -- I was in a fairly minor car accident. Well, minor to me. To the kid on the motorcycle, who ran into me, maybe not so minor. He flew over the handlebar, taking a good solid smack in the crotch, landing on the hood of my car. Now, I don't deny that this accident was my "fault", but I would swear to my dying day that I don't know what I would have done differently. I saw nothing coming, pulled into traffic, and suddenly Mr. Motorcycle Dude appeared out of nowhere. It was scary but thankfully he proclaimed he was fine, except for the fact that, and I quote, his nuts were killing him.
Four months later, I got served. The little shit was suing me. Apparently his nuts were still killing him. I don't mean to make fun, but, really??
But today I find out that the case has been settled! His sperm count was fine, and apparently in discovery, it was "discovered" that the cause of his pain was lacerations to said "nuts" -- caused by his zipper, because -- wait for it --
he wasn't wearing any underwear.
I don't know why that news makes me feel better. Oh, but it does! And the "being sued for all I'm worth" phase of my life is thankfully over.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Are We There Yet??
I like a new year. I really don't much like New Year's. For one thing, there's that whole "resolution" thing, but I've said all I have to say about that. For another thing, there's that artificial pressure to have "plans". Not just, "a nice dinner and movie at home" plans, but big, fancy, expensive, capital-letter"Plans". And of course, you're expected to stay lively until the stroke of midnight, which is approximately 1.2 hours past my bedtime, and 3.6 hours or more past my dear hubby's "bed" time. (I use "Bed" loosely here. He normally falls asleep in his recliner) So as the magic hour approaches, we're grumpy and tired. And what am I supposed to wear? Don't even get me started. After all, I've been eating my way through the holidays and I have picked up a festive 15 pounds or so. Deck the halls, deck my butt, etc. And NOTHING FITS!! At least, nothing that looks remotely celebratory.
But the thing that makes me crazy is the fireworks. For those of you who aren't lucky enough to live in SC (and I mostly am not being sarcastic) it is perfectly legally for anyone who can reach the counter to purchase actual, gun-powder-infused FIREWORKS in SC. Now I've lived here most of my life, and I love my fellow South Carolinians, and I mean no harm when I say this, but ... (lean in close while I whisper) ....we ain't the sharpest knives in the drawer. So it kind of gives me pause that just any of my neighbors can go buy explosive devices for their amusement. And the good stuff isn't cheap, so mostly, my neighbors just buy stuff that is REALLY LOUD.
I could even get past that, except that for some reason, my explosive neighbors like to drag out the celebration. So here I sit, 2 days after the big night, listening to random, loud explosions. This scares the crap out of my dog. Literally. I've cleaned up 2 piles since New Year's Eve.
So Happy New Year. Yay, 2009. Can we stop celebrating yet?
But the thing that makes me crazy is the fireworks. For those of you who aren't lucky enough to live in SC (and I mostly am not being sarcastic) it is perfectly legally for anyone who can reach the counter to purchase actual, gun-powder-infused FIREWORKS in SC. Now I've lived here most of my life, and I love my fellow South Carolinians, and I mean no harm when I say this, but ... (lean in close while I whisper) ....we ain't the sharpest knives in the drawer. So it kind of gives me pause that just any of my neighbors can go buy explosive devices for their amusement. And the good stuff isn't cheap, so mostly, my neighbors just buy stuff that is REALLY LOUD.
I could even get past that, except that for some reason, my explosive neighbors like to drag out the celebration. So here I sit, 2 days after the big night, listening to random, loud explosions. This scares the crap out of my dog. Literally. I've cleaned up 2 piles since New Year's Eve.
So Happy New Year. Yay, 2009. Can we stop celebrating yet?
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Resolution Rumination
Having reached the ripe old age of almost 50, I have become a bit opposed to the notion of resolutions. I understand the need to turn the page, change for the better, start anew -- in fact, I embrace it. It's just that it never seems to take! Every year, I vow (aloud or in secret) to lose weight, get organized, get out of debt, treat people better. And every year, I end up just about the same as I started -- fat, unorganized, in debt, and pissing people off without meaning to. Thus far, the only successful resolution I've ever kept was to floss.
Last year, I made no resolutions at all. And oddly enough, I did better towards achieving those recurring goals in '08 than in any year I can remember. I lost a few pounds and paid off some bills. I cleared out a lot of clutter in preparation for selling my house (which never happened, but that's another blog) But I managed to officially lose a friend last year, and I have no idea how that happened. We had drifted apart, to be sure, but I don't recall saying or doing anything offensive or friendship-ending. She, however, seems to recall otherwise. I've been equal parts sad, perplexed, and just plain pissed since this discovery. However, it has made me think that I need to be more mindful in tending to the relationships I have with the people that matter in my life.
My son will be getting married this year. There will be photos. I will be in them. That knowledge inspires me to lose weight more than any resolution ever will.
I want to sell my house this year, and buy a new one. That desire will inspire the debt-free and organized states of being I so crave yet never seem to quite attain.
And I turn 50 this year. I need all the friends I can get to get me through THAT, so hopefully I won't -- knowingly or unknowingly -- piss off any more friends.
Yeah, I know, those SOUND alot like resolutions, don't they? Oh well. Happy 2009!
Last year, I made no resolutions at all. And oddly enough, I did better towards achieving those recurring goals in '08 than in any year I can remember. I lost a few pounds and paid off some bills. I cleared out a lot of clutter in preparation for selling my house (which never happened, but that's another blog) But I managed to officially lose a friend last year, and I have no idea how that happened. We had drifted apart, to be sure, but I don't recall saying or doing anything offensive or friendship-ending. She, however, seems to recall otherwise. I've been equal parts sad, perplexed, and just plain pissed since this discovery. However, it has made me think that I need to be more mindful in tending to the relationships I have with the people that matter in my life.
My son will be getting married this year. There will be photos. I will be in them. That knowledge inspires me to lose weight more than any resolution ever will.
I want to sell my house this year, and buy a new one. That desire will inspire the debt-free and organized states of being I so crave yet never seem to quite attain.
And I turn 50 this year. I need all the friends I can get to get me through THAT, so hopefully I won't -- knowingly or unknowingly -- piss off any more friends.
Yeah, I know, those SOUND alot like resolutions, don't they? Oh well. Happy 2009!
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